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A few days ago, I got a few chicken tacos from my local Taco Bell, fixed like I always have them fixed–just chicken and cheese. (It’s been months since I’ve eaten the beef at Taco Bell because the quality has REALLY gone down, at least in my opinion–more about that later.) But the chicken has usually been a refuge for me.

I bit into the first of my tacos, only to realize that the chicken had an unusual sharp flavor, almost a cleaning-product flavor. Not only that, but it was oddly-textured. One more bite, and I realized there was another dimension to the bad taste–it tasted off, as if it had been kept past its expiration date.

As I peered into the depths of the taco shell, wondering if I’d gotten hold of some strange ingredient by mistake, a piece of “chicken” fell out…and it didn’t look the slightest bit like chicken. Instead, it looked like something that had been formed into the vague shape of chicken pieces. The color was nearly pure white–it almost looked like meat fat that had been reshaped.

I honestly don’t know what I got hold of that day, but all three of my tacos were like this–I tried bites out of each one, in the hope that maybe only one or two was affected. That wasn’t the case. Unfortunately, it was what I had spent my eating money on that day and I had long since left the store, so I had to try to salvage what I could of the meal. I ended up eating around the meat entirely and just throwing away the horrible “meat” product I had been served.

This disgusting taste, plus the slight nausea and dizziness I experienced about an hour and a half after eating what I could, convinced me that I had gotten hold of something terrible. And it looked and tasted a lot like what most people are describing as “white slime.”

What Exactly IS “White Slime?

The technical term is “mechanically separated chicken” (some pictures are available here). During mechanical separation, meat is basically sieved like flour (just under really high pressure) to get all the bones out, making it look a lot like meaty cake batter.

While the process sounds (and is) a little disgusting, in ways, it’s a more efficient way to get all the meat off an animal carcass, and it does reduce waste. And, after all, mechanically separated meat forms bologna and hot dogs, two things I’ve eaten in great quantities most of my life. In fact, this process has probably helped food prices over the years since it was introduced back in the late 1960s, according to the Wikipedia article.

So What’s the Big Deal?

There have been health concerns about MSM before, especially concerning connections between mechanically separated beef and mad cow disease. But, since outlawing beef from mechanical separation, this has been widely reduced. Unfortunately, keeping mad cow disease out of the meat does not stop other health concerns. The standout issue to me is that both mechanically separated chicken (“white slime”) and pork (“pink slime”) are treated with ammonia to kill bacteria before being packaged.

Knowing that ammonia is poisonous, and knowing that it’s used in a lot of industrial-strength cleaning supplies, this bothers me. Is ammonia what I was tasting in those tacos? Was the meat perhaps treated a little stronger with “bacteria-killing” solution to disguise the fact that it was a little past its expiration date, perhaps?

I worry that the addition of ammonia is actually making the meat product less nutritious and more poisonous. Whatever was in those tacos (whether it was simply spoiled meat, ammonia-treated meat, or a combination of the two), it did make me nauseated and dizzy afterwards, and I don’t usually react badly to any food. I don’t have the answers, but I do have some disturbing questions which need to be answered. Are we cutting corners too much just to make a profit, if slightly-spoiled or over-treated meat products are now being served?

The Wider Picture: General Fast-Food Quality

In the last few years, quality in fast-food cuisine has gone measurably down–I used to love Taco Bell’s ground beef, for instance, but ever since they got sued over it recently, the taste is no longer rich and slightly spicy, but kinda flat and over-reheated. Most people I talk to don’t seem to notice a difference, but then again, I get my tacos without lettuce, tomato, and sour cream, so the flavor of the meat itself is not overshadowed for me. I’m left wondering what exactly I’ve been eating all these years, to be honest.

It’s not just Taco Bell, though; foods at other fast-food restaurants that I used to love are no longer as good as what I remember, and I’m a very picky/sensitive eater, so I pick up on taste subtleties more often. The “cleaning flavor” has been sneaking into other types of food, too, and I’m wondering if the addition of ammonia is as necessary as people make it out to be.

Now, I know fast food is definitely not health food, but at least it’s supposed to taste like food, right? Even if what I got in those terrible tacos wasn’t “white slime,” I’d like to know what it was (or what it was supposed to be). The production of “white slime” and “pink slime,” while having existed for decades, seems to have taken a turn for the worse, and I’m afraid it’s mostly because of the bottom line.

Summary

More (and professional) research is needed to discover whether these strange tastes are a result of individual franchisees trying to stretch their dollar, or whether corporations are trying to cut corners to make a little more profit. But I really hope we all can get to the bottom of why cheap food production seems to be going a little too cheap. After all, when one cannot afford to eat anywhere but fast-food places, as is increasingly the case, that cheap and available food should still be edible!

For More Information

Mechanically-separated meat (MSM) article @ Wikipedia
Meat Product Chart @ ProPublica
Specified Risk Material article @ Wikipedia
Meat slurry article @ Wikipedia
Pink and White Slime: Videos @ Gothamist

Phrases Webdesigners Say

Author’s Note: This is done in the style of the popular “S–t ______ Say” videos and articles; I thought it would be a fun twist to include webdesigners in the scope of this meme. Enjoy!

  • “REALLY, Photoshop? You decide to crash RIGHT in the MIDDLE of my huge photo edit. Great.”
  • “I just woke from the most horrible dream–I dreamed I uploaded index.html and it killed my whole site!”
  • “Can I absolutely position this code where the sun don’t shine?”
  • “Don’t talk to me right now; I have to finish this pixel alignment first.”
  • “Am I REALLY going to have to put this layout in a table format to make it look right?”
  • “…*really big sigh* Go away, Internet Explorer. Just go away.”
  • “What the–‘Database parsing error?’ Are you KIDDING me?!”
  • “Ugh, I can’t go to sleep yet–these two divs just aren’t lining up straight.” (OCD, much? xD)
  • “No, I’m not going to the movie tonight. I have to stay home and update my websites…”
  • “Parse THIS, MySQL!”
  • “Whoever designed this buggy, horrible script deserves a sentence of 15 years–15 years of browsing the Internet with IE 6.”
  • “I have never wanted to strangle digital code so badly in my life.”
  • “What language am I even coding in anymore? Klingon?!”
  • “Okay, there is no reason this code should even work…but it does. Okay, fine, HTML, whatever.”
  • “I think I’m tied to the rails that Ruby’s on.” (reference)
  • “I’ve tried padding, I’ve tried margins, and I’ve tried absolute positioning. The only thing I haven’t tried is smashing the keyboard with my face.”
  • “…Shoot, it works. There IS a God.”
  • “Oh, Save button, I love you. Let me count the ways…I love that you save all my grueling HTML edits; I love that you never forget a single keystroke.”

…And Yes, We Really Do Say This Stuff…

Most of these are (sadly) direct quotes from my webdesign experience. Do you have any funny phrases you’ve uttered during your coding experience? Share them in the comments!

Keyboard Barf (a poem)

It is not my day for writing,
Though the “New File” button waits
It’s just not the day for writing,
‘Cause my brain is not in gear

I’ve begun to type a couple of lines,
But can’t continue my thoughts
So the Backspace key is my best friend
And the document remains blank

How am I supposed to create like this?
How am I supposed to write?
My brain won’t ignite, and will not take
The spark I’m trying to light

No plainer words can I state it in:
I’m well and truly stuck
Because every word that I’ve written so far
Just sounds like keyboard barf

…and ironically, this is probably the coolest poem I’ve written all year. My Muse has a maddening sense of humor.

10-Minute Self-Boosts, WoW Condolences, Lucky Couple, and Colllor

10 Things You Can Do for Yourself in 10 Minutes
Writing a thank you note, sitting quietly for a few minutes, finding some water to hang out by…and 7 other quick but beautiful things you can do for yourself. (No, not THAT. Get your mind out of the gutter. :P)

On The WoW Forums, Only One Thing Matters…
…and that’s loot. No matter how somber the subject. (Sad/accurate)

Couple Cheats Death as They Watch 300-Ton Landslide Just Feet Away
Uh, yeah, this couple is incredibly lucky/blessed!

Colllor
Change one color into a range of shades, for all your graphic design needs!

The Wondrous Powers of Null the Gull

In City of Heroes, there are various strange personages you can meet with, either to receive missions, gain story background, or buy/sell items. But there’s one entity you’ll want to take every character to see, and that’s Null the Gull.

Where is Null the Gull?

Seated atop an unmarked truck on the Villain side of Pocket D, Null the Gull is a little seabird who can help you streamline your CoH experience (and make it a lot less annoying to play in groups, too).


The view of the villains’ Mayhem Mission truck and Null the Gull, looking from the center of Pocket D.


There he is, sitting on top of the truck!

IMPORTANT: Make sure you don’t click the truck when you’re trying to interact with Null the Gull! The truck is the beginning of a Mayhem mission, and you may not be able to back out of it once you click.

Here’s a short list of what Null the Gull can do for you:

  • Keep Speed buffs and debuffs from affecting you
  • Keep you from being affected by Group Fly or Team Teleport
  • Choose to always accept or always deny Mystic Fortune instead of having to click in the dialog box every time
  • Keep up with your Dimensional Warder Badge progress by learning how many archvillains/elite bosses you have left to defeat.

To preview the dialogues so that you don’t accidentally choose the wrong option, check out the Option Dialogues on the Null the Gull page @ ParagonWiki.

Why Are These Changes Worth Mentioning?

This sounds like a pretty simple list, right? And most of these changes or updates are small, almost insignificant. But you’d be surprised how much these little edits help. For instance:

  • Speed Boosts, while greatly increasing your speed, can really mess with how you move your character onscreen–you can end up in the middle of fights you didn’t mean to trigger. Keeping Speed Boost and other speed buffs/debuffs from affecting you helps you play at your chosen tempo, all the time.
  • Group Fly and Team Teleport, while they sound nice, can be very annoying for team members who aren’t expecting a teleport, or have their own movement powers they prefer to use. Turning their effects off lets you move at your own pace.
  • Auto-accepting or auto-denying Mystic Fortune is a GODSEND. If someone throws cards at you during battle, you no longer have to hunt for the mouse cursor and click on the Accept or Deny button–it just happens, or doesn’t happen. Since I play on a laptop, not having to hunt for the mouse cursor keeps me from having to stop what I’m doing (and risk dying) if someone cards me mid-battle.
  • If you don’t keep track of which archvillains/elite bosses you’ve faced so far, your Dimensional Warder badge can be very frustrating to achieve. Null the Gull helps you out with that, helping you remember which ones you’ve faced.

One Small Caveat

The only bad thing about Null? You can’t just make the changes on one character and have that choice affect all your other characters; you must instead take each character to him individually and make the choices. It’s a pain if you want everything to be the same across all characters, but at least there’s the option of going in the first place.

Summary

If you’re a City of Heroes player and have never met Null the Gull, now might be the perfect time to go see him in Pocket D and make your life in Paragon City that much easier. Enjoy this “hidden gem”, fellow CoH players!

Would You Rather Have a Wealth of Pleasure or a Wealth of Joy?

Proverbs 21:17
17 Whoever loves pleasure will become poor; whoever loves wine and olive oil will never be rich.

This proverb is direct, but a little baffling at first. The word “rich,” in our culture, is often associated with the ability to access pleasure and wealth when we want it; in ancient Israel, wine and olive oil were some of the most luxurious products available, usually only provided for feasts and expensive ointments. Why would the writer of Proverbs tell us that these kinds of wealth will make us poor?

The key here is to remember that physical wealth and spiritual wealth are two very different things. Physical wealth, the wealth we can see and touch, brings us passing happiness and pleasure, as well as the ability to access more of that state of being. Spiritual wealth, on the other hand, is not made up of things we can own, see, or touch, but is instead a wealth of inner peace, calm, and wisdom of the Holy Spirit.

We often strive so hard for the markers of physical wealth: a big house, fancy car, nice clothes, cushy job, latest technology, lots of friends, etc. Sometimes, we can let this pursuit of physical wealth start to rule our lives. We can even start associating physical wealth with self-respect, power, and our own personal “goodness.”

This proverb’s warning is that all physical wealth is transitory, and will not sustain us. When we rely too much on physical wealth, we deprive ourselves of spiritual wealth. The old adage “Money can’t buy happiness” is appropriate here, but should actually read “Money can’t buy you joy”–at least, not the long-lasting, utterly unshakable joy that comes from God. That is a wealth beyond any price tag, and makes you literally a more contented person.

If this proverb (and my explanation/application of it) seems a little too good to be true, then believe the words of a lifelong complainer/whiner: I never believed I could have that kind of joy, not until I rededicated myself to God. If you want that same kind of solid, dependable peace that physical wealth can never provide, it may just be time for you to close your eyes, bow your head, and ask God for help with whatever is bothering you. You may just be pleasantly surprised by the result.

Broken Toys, Broken Worlds: A Wish to Fix Them Both

A huge toybox sat in the 3-to-5-year-old Sunday school room, stuffed to the gills with an assortment of donated toys. Our church was small and funding for toys was rather low on the list, so a good number of the toys were either missing pieces or broken. Us kids were pretty rough on ’em.

Most of the kids in my Sunday school class gravitated toward the new and shiny toys, the freshly-donated toys whose stickers hadn’t worn off, whose colors were still bright and whose plastic pieces were unscratched. In typical childlike behavior, those were the toys that got played with the most; the ones missing pieces, the ones whose joints had fallen apart and whose screws poked out, were buried in the toy coffin–I mean, the toybox.

Mine were the only little hands to delve into that graveyard of toys and dig out the broken ones.

Every Sunday I found a new “project” to work on, every time our teacher was finished with the Bible lesson and let us play a little while. One Sunday it was a jointed doll whose leg had fallen off; I found the doll’s leg stuffed inside a jack-in-the-box, and reattached it by the end of Sunday School that day. Another Sunday it was a cardboard religious puzzle set, with one piece torn in half. With a few strips of tape on the back, I fixed the torn piece so that I could put the whole picture together again.

Being such a bringer of chaos as I was then (I could un-straighten a room in 5 seconds, given a free moment with an open toybox), this was inexplicable, that I should want to fix broken toys rather than play with shiny new ones. But I followed the same practice at home, fixing up the toys I accidentally broke in too-zealous play, even if they sometimes ended up in a wad of scotch tape or rubber bands. I just hated the sight of a broken toy–it made me horribly sad, even at a young age.

I don’t really know why I have always been drawn to broken toys, and drawn to fix them in particular. After all, I’m not much of a handywoman, nor do I own a set of tools. My fixes weren’t always the most professional-looking, either. (LOL) Maybe it’s because a broken toy feels like a visual representation of lost childhood, lost innocence, broken childlike trust. Something twists, in emotional pain, when I see a broken toy, and I long to fix it so that everything is “right” again. Seeing a fixed toy, seeing it work like it’s supposed to again, always made me irrepressibly happy–I’d usually jump around and do some kind of happydance when everything was “back to normal” again.

Fixing the Broken World: Too Idealistic, or Someday Possible?

These days, I wish the world could be fixed with such simple implements as tape, rubber bands, and glue. It makes me just as sad to see others arrayed against each other in violence and hatred, leaving broken humans in their wake. Since I was a child, I’ve often thought of playing my music and reading my writing to the world, to help put back together what has been shattered so often. People have told me that my writing and music brings peace to them, and it certainly has brought that to me over the years as I created it.

It would be wonderful if the same art that has lifted me up and kept me going could someday keep others going, too; it wouldn’t be just an ego boost, but a true life’s purpose for me. Who knows, maybe the idle dream of making everybody feel better through my writing and music is too childlike, best left with the Barbies and Legos. But perhaps I’m still in the business of fixing broken toys–maybe I’m just aiming for slightly bigger toys, now.

Does Your Site Suffer from “Interaction Overload?”


See complete post @ TheOatmeal.com

As this hilarious comic from TheOatmeal makes clear, there’s a difference between making your site available for social media interaction, and spamming your visitor with a bunch of social media requests. These days, it seems, we as Internet users all want to be so interactive with the sites we visit, and we as webmasters want to make sure we’re connecting with our users as much as humanly possible.

However, we as designers can easily overdo it. If we try to push too much interaction on our sites, we may end up pushing away more visitors than we bring in. It’s great to be interconnected–don’t get me wrong–but we can’t afford to let “interaction” and the pursuit of it overshadow the content. We want our users to enjoy our content, not be driven away by dozens of popup forms and social media sharing opportunities.

A Quick Interaction Checklist

  1. Do you have social media buttons on your navigation, every post, sidebar, AND footer?
  2. Do pop-up boxes appear after users do or click anything on your site, asking if they want to be added to feeds/like you on Facebook/follow you on Twitter/etc.?
  3. Do you have tons of flyout content that randomly appears from the sides of the page, covering up actual page content while demanding that your user interact with the flyout?
  4. Can your user not even scroll down a little without being visually assaulted by images for all the social media networks you control are a part of?
  5. If your user clicks to exit your site, does a final warning message pop up saying something like “Wait! You haven’t liked us yet!!!”

If any of these sound familiar (maybe even the tongue-in-cheek ones)…your site might have “interaction overload.”

Fixing Interaction Overload

It is possible to tone down the amount of interaction opportunities on your site without losing visitors’ feedback. Here are a few ideas:

  • Instead of having large social media links scattered all over the place, include just one or two instances, in common-sense, highly-visible places (main navigation or header is always a good spot).
  • Alternatively, if you need to have social media buttons on every post (like most blogs these days), make the icons as unobtrusive as possible–big enough to click on, but small enough not to detract from content.
  • Make sure that pop-up information, like newsletter alerts, optional forms, etc., do not restrict access to the rest of the site’s content. (The notable exception here is if you want your users to sign up for an account with your site before they access any content.)
  • Above all, do not force interaction between users and the site, but make it readily available–make forms, social media sharing, and alerts highly visible on the page itself, so that users are free to click what they want.

Summary

Getting more users to follow, like, and use your site doesn’t mean begging in the form of several thousand social media requests. Provide ways to interact without looking desperate, and you’ll attract more users who will get more honest value out of your content. It’s kind of like dating, in a way–act too desperate, and you drive everyone away, but being comfortable in your own skin draws everyone near.

Food for a Week, Snarky E-Cards, Amazing Digital Art, and AlternativeTo.net

 

20 Absolutely Funny E-Cards
Funny/snarky ecards for all occasions, in the style of someecards.com (3 examples above).



Awe-Inspired Digital Art & Illustration
This is both inspiring and discouraging to me, as a complete n00b at visual arts. LOLs (2 examples above; find image sources behind the click!)

A Family’s Food for a Week, Country by Country
Amazing how much (or how little) food families have per week, depending on what country you live in…

AlternativeTo.net
Need free alternatives to your favorite software? Here’s a thorough listing of all kinds of open-source/free software!