No Excuses, Funny Job Descriptions, Hip-Hop Dance Crew, and Virtual Kaleidoscope

No Excuses
Need inspiration to get past your own problems, hindrances, and limitations? Look no further than these 19 amazing pictures.

Funniest Short Job Descriptions Ever
Funny (and TRUE!) job descriptions…… I love the “Student,” “IT Director,” “Stay-At-Home Mom,” “Novelist for Teenage Boys,” and “Corporate Software Engineer” descriptions the most. xD

2010 Hip-Hop World Championship Winners Perform Live
Watch the amazing dance routine performed by this all-female dance crew. Jaw-dropping.

Virtual Kaleidoscope
Make your own virtual kaleidoscope with this Flash-based tool. Use the animated shapes for even more fun!

My Favorite Clix, part 7: LE Ghost Widow

Following in the vein of kick-butt support pieces I like, here’s one that can do double-duty as an attacker and a Medic. She’s been a favorite of mine and a staple in my collection since I first saw her played in a tournament…the LE Ghost Widow.

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Limited Edition Ghost Widow, #004 out of City of Villains. Image credit: HCRealms.com

First off, her Flight and Phasing are an amazing pair of movement abilities for a piece with Support. Not only can she Phase away from enemy pieces, but her Flight makes her able to carry a wounded friendly character with her when she goes. Many is the time I’ve used Ghost Widow to carry a beaten-up close-combat piece away from the action for a few turns, to heal them up!

Second, those two clicks of Poison are more trouble than they seem. Phase her into the middle of a group of bad guys, and next turn they all take 1 Poison damage if they don’t have a defense modifier. 😀 LOTS of fun to Poison-bomb a group of Clix like this…well, if you’re the one playing Ghost Widow, at least. 😉

Third, if she doesn’t get smashed for 5 damage right off the bat, she’s very hard to kill. She has both Steal Energy AND Regeneration on fourth click, which is absolutely hilarious–either Steal Energy up to second click, or potentially Regen all the way back to top click. Choosing which to use all depends on what you need from her at that moment in the game; she’s versatile.

Fourth, her high 18 defense on first click and Super Senses on second and third click make her annoying to hit. And. if you do manage to damage her, you’ll be taking a Mystic damage, courtesy of Arachnos team ability. (Yep, she’s another Regenning Mystic like Vet Shade, except she’s got Support and Flight to go with it!)

Sure, her combat numbers aren’t the greatest, especially in these days of 10 attack, 17 defense, and 3 damage. But as a tertiary attacker (with a 6 range) and Phasing Medic, she’s wonderful. All of the above, and she’s only 54 points? That’s right!

My Personal Recommendations

If you want a Medic who can both fly your hurt people easily out of battle and take a few shots when she’s not healing, then you’ll want a Ghost Widow as part of your collection. She keeps herself and her team alive with Support, Regeneration, and Steal Energy, and she does a little damage here and there with her range, her Poison, and her Mystics team ability. Of all the different teams I’ve played her on, she’s usually been the last one standing, or the one who’s keeping my pieces in fighting shape while the other guy’s team is either KOed or limping around the board. All in all, she’s 54 points well-spent to support a team and do a little damage as well.

Leave Behind Your “Starting Line” of Faith

Philippians 3:13-14
13 Brothers, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead, 14 I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.

Speaking in rather athletic terms, Paul describes the Christian life as a striving towards the “goal” of godliness and ultimately the “prize” of heaven. Just like a runner leaving behind the start line to race toward the finish, Paul is leaving behind the “starting line” of the sinful life he once led, and running toward the “finish line”–a reunion with God in heaven.

Note that Paul is not saying he strives this way in order to be saved; he is already saved thanks to his faith in Jesus. But he looks forward to going to heaven. He knows he’s not “there” yet in terms of godliness and in terms of deserving it, but the gift of salvation allows him to one day experience that everlasting life and glory with God. That is what makes his life on earth bearable–knowing where it leads.

We too can have this hope. Looking forward to heaven, a life without pain, tears, or death, and a life with God, is every Christian’s gift personally delivered by Jesus. We just must first put aside the petty, selfish things of this world and this life, and rely on God for our needs, both human and spiritual. It’s all about leaving behind your starting line, your own past sins, and running on with Jesus toward heaven.

For Anyone Dealing with Bullies

I was bullied for 9 years in public school, and I’ve shared about my experiences, both emotional and physical, before on this blog. The worst part about being bullied, though, was the fact that I believed everything my bullies said about me, because I could not fathom that someone would tell me lies about myself. Others’ opinions mattered so much to me, because I believed that others dealt with me as honestly as I dealt with them.

If I could go back in time and tell my past self anything, it would be the following:

“Why do you believe what the kids at school say? They pick apart your outfits, but are they fashion experts? They bully you about your weight and what your body looks like, but are they fitness gurus? They make fun of you when you miss questions on a test, but are they at the top of their academic class? What makes them fit to judge you?

That’s right–they’re NOT fit to judge you. They are lying to you. They are just insecure about themselves, and trying to establish their own identities. They want to fit in with everyone SO BAD that they are willing to stomp on your head to scrabble up the social ladder. Pity them, don’t listen to them. Theirs are the voices of desperate, pathetic people who just want to be important.”

If you’re dealing with bullies, no matter how old you are, read the previous two paragraphs over and over again until you believe them. It’s truth. It’s a truth that took me almost two decades to figure out for myself, but it is truth. These people just want to be important, and they nitpick everything about other people because they’re terrified of being nitpicked themselves. Debunk everything they say, because it’s worthless.

So, the next time someone bullies you, pity them, mentally debunk their opinion, and keep going. And, if they give you an opportunity to speak, ask them “Why are you so obsessed with me and what I do? I certainly don’t care about you.” Being told that they are acting ridiculous and pathetic may just shut them down, especially if you answer that way consistently. These bullies may just become decent people later in life, but until then, you’ll just have to let them be pitiful little haters until they grow up.

This all sounds harsh, I know. But bullying is a real problem, and it begins with insecurity. Instead of caring so much about their opinions, just point out their insecurity and leave them to stew in it. They’ll learn and grow up, someday. Trust me–I’m actually Facebook friends with some of the people who bullied me back in the day. 😉

Commenting Your Code: A Helpful Habit to Start

“Wait, what? You can put things in your code that are not read by the browser? Why would anybody want to do that?”

When I first started learning how to design web pages, I thought the same thing about using comments, until I started going back through my old layouts to rework and revamp old code for new designs. Boy, had I written myself some head-scratchers. “What in the world is THIS div even doing in the code? It doesn’t have anything in it!” “Huh? What’s this weird padding and margin thing?”

At the time I drafted the older bits of code, I knew exactly what I was doing with the code–I knew exactly what purpose each div, margin, spacer image, and line break was for. But going back to that old code after three or four years? Let’s just say I spent a lot longer than I should have trying to decipher my past self’s reasoning. LOL!

So, to avoid this kind of bafflement every time I go back to an old design, I have resolved to start using comments in my HTML, CSS, PHP, and Javascript codes.

Why Use Comments in Your Code?

As I’ve already said, comments are a great way to remind yourself of why you coded a particular section the way you did. (For instance, reminding yourself that a certain div or code hack is only in place to make IE behave itself. There are plenty of instances of that! LOL!)

But comments aren’t just useful for leaving yourself reminders about code–they’re also good ways to section your code, so that you don’t have to hunt through thousands of lines just to find the one thing you want to fix.

For example, an HTML page sectioned out might look like this:


<!–NAVIGATION–>
<div id=”nav”>

</div>
<!–CONTENT–>
<div id=”content”>

</div>

And a comment-sectioned CSS file might look like this:

/* BODY STYLES */
body {color: #FFFFFF;
background-color: #000000;
…}

/* LINK STYLES */
a:link {color: #FF0000; text-decoration: none;}

Both usages are sanity-preserving (and as web developers, we all know that sanity sometimes is in short supply, LOL). Comments make it possible for you to leave reminders, section headers, and even silly little in-progress notes to yourself to make your job a little more fun.

How to Code a Comment, in Four Different Web Languages

Each Web programming language has its own comment tag style, a way to include things that are only for the web developer to see.

HTML Comments

When you want to start an HTML comment, you place “” after. Like the following:

<!–Woo this is a comment–>

Comments in HTML can be placed anywhere within the <body> tag; the browser will just ignore them.

CSS Comments

When you want to comment in your CSS code, just put a “/*” before you start the comment, and put a “*/” at the end, like this:

/* Yay I have some CSS styles, woot */

You can place CSS comments anywhere in your CSS, whether your CSS is in a separate file or in the <head> section of your page.

PHP Comments

There are two kinds of PHP comment styles–one for comments that only take up a single line in your PHP document, and another for comments that take up multiple lines in the document. (In PHP, lines REALLY matter, so if you’re not sure if your comment will only take up one line of code, best to use the multi-line comment.

Single-Line Comment
To put in a single-line comment, just put “//” or “#” before you begin your comment. Everything to the right of those double slashes or hash symbol will be commented out as long as it’s on the same line as the slashes or hash symbol. Like so:

<?php echo “Whee!”; // a simple little echo statement
# why did I just write Whee? xD
?>

Multi-Line Comment
If your comment is going to go for multiple lines, you’ll instead put in “/*” before you begin your comment, and “*/” after you’ve finished your comment. (Looks identical to CSS!) Here’s an example:

<?php echo “Whee!”;
/* Seriously, why did I just write Whee?  I have no idea.
Possibly because it’s 2 AM and I’ve been staring at this code for hours? LOL */
?>

Javascript Comments

Like PHP, Javascript has two different styles of commenting, depending on if the comment is on a single line or multiple lines.

Single-Line Comment
Doing a single-line comment in Javascript is identical to doing it in PHP–you use “//” before your comment, and everything out to the right of those two slashes will be commented out. Example:

<script type=”text/javascript”>
<!–
document.write(“Hello!”);
//I need to add some more stuff here!
//–>
</script>

Multi-Line Comment
Again, identical to PHP (and CSS), Javascript uses “/* at the beginning and “*/” at the end of its multi-line comments. Makes it pretty simple to remember if you code in multiple languages!

<script type=”text/javascript”>
<!–
document.write(“Hello!”);
/* Here I’ll put in a few more document.write things, as well as some preloaders, but I need to be careful! */
//–>
</script>

References and Further Reading

Here are the sites I used to research this article; they are both great sites to help you learn more about web development of all sorts.

HTML Comments @ W3Schools.com
CSS Comments @ W3Schools.com
PHP Comments @ Tizag.com
Javascript Comments @ Tizag.com

Music Theory Fun, part 2: How Long Do You Hold This Note?

Pitches, as we learned last week, are one big part of music notation. After all, you can’t write down a melody if you don’t know which notes are written where! But the other big part of music notation is rhythm–how long is each note in the melody held? That’s what we’re going to look at today.

A Note Held for One Beat: The Quarter Note

quarternote When you see this symbol (a filled-in circle with just a solid line going either up or down from it), it means that this particular pitch is held for one beat of music. This is called a quarter note.

To mimic what this sounds like, count out loud, “1, 2, 3, 4,” but only clap when you say “1.” The sound of your clap is a quarter-note long.

A Note Held for Two Beats: The Half Note

halfnote When you see that the note symbol’s circle is not filled in, like the note to the left here, it means that this pitch should be held for two beats of music. This symbol is called a half note.

It’s hard to mimic a half note with claps, so instead, try this: Count in your head “1, 2, 3, 4,” and hum through beats 1 and 2. Your hum will then be a half-note long.

A Note Held for Three Beats: The Dotted Half Note

dottedhalfnote This symbol looks almost identical to a half note–but see the little dot out to the right of it? That dot tells us musicians that we need to add half of the preceding note’s time value (how many beats it is) to the existing note. In this case, the half note is 2 beats, so the dot tells us to add 1 more beat, making it 3 beats long.

Trying the humming exercise again, count those four beats in your head again, and hum through beats 1, 2, and 3. You’ve just hummed a dotted half note rhythm!

A Note Held for Four Beats: The Whole Note

wholenote Unlike the other three notes we’ve studied so far, which were made up of circles and lines, this one looks very, very different. This donut-shaped note, called a whole note, means that you hold this pitch for four beats.

This time, when you count in your head “1, 2, 3, 4,” hum through all four beats to hear what a whole note sounds like.

Notes Smaller Than One Beat: Yes, They Exist!

Melodies are not just made up of notes that are one beat long and larger–there are plenty of note time values that are fractions of one beat. Here are two of the most prevalent “fraction” notes:

eighthnote This note, called an eighth note, is half of one beat, half of a quarter note’s length. The little flag on the top of the note helps differentiate it from the quarter note–I think of the flag as a reminder to pay attention because this note is shorter. 🙂

To hear how short this note is, count out loud, “1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and” (that’s not a typo), and only clap on the “and” that follows 1. Your clap will be an eighth note long.

sixteenthnote This little note (and I do mean little) has two flags on it, telling you that it’s different from the eighth note. This note is half of an eighth note, meaning that it is 1/4 of a beat. It’s a really quick little note, barely struck or sung before you have to stop!

Try hearing this note’s rhythm by counting out loud, “1 ee and a 2 ee and a 3 ee and a 4 ee and a.” (Looks and sounds strange, I know, but this is how us musicians count these very quick rhythms–it preserves sanity when you’re working with rhythms as short as these. LOL) As you count this rhythm, clap only on the “ee” that follows 1. This will show you how a sixteenth note sounds within the framework of “1, 2, 3, 4.”

Hooray! You’ve Learned All the Basic Notes!

If you know these six note types, you can start to understand most of the musical rhythms that are put in front of you. (There are other note types, of course, but they are not used as often.)

Next Week: Time Signatures, the Rhythmic Frames Around Songs

Next time, we’re going to look at different time signatures–they affect how music is measured, which beats are strong, which beats are weak, etc. Pitches and rhythms fit within time signatures like paintings fit in frames, providing a basis for a melody you can dance or clap to. 🙂

Being Different, Abstruse Goose, Girl Makeover, and Ombre Wall

It’s Not that I Try to Be Different…
A neat philosophy on how to live your life.

AbstruseGoose.com
A little webcomic site with lots of tongue-in-cheek strips. 🙂

Girl Makeover #43
One of my favorite makeover games of all time…graceful and detailed makeup, hairstyles, and accessories.

Paint an Ombre Wall
Paint a wall in an ombre fashion. Think it can’t be done? See the process step-by-step behind the click!

My Favorite Clix, part 6: Vet Shade

Generally, I tend to like Clix figures that are less subtle, more obvious to play; the “one-trick ponies” are staples of my collection, for instance. But there are a few in my collection which have become favorites for exactly the opposite reasons–they are subtle and more versatile. Vet Shade is one of them.

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Veteran Shade, #063 out of Unleashed. Image credit: HCRealms.com

This little guy is a 73-point surprise. At first glance, he’s basically Batman-esque with Mystics team, with the combo of Stealth, Smoke Cloud, Willpower, and 6 range. Most players underestimate him for this; what real
damage can a 6-range, 9-attack, 2-damage figure do in this day and time?

Once he’s hit for 2, however, the first of many surprises shows up–Shade loses the Stealth in favor of Phasing, and gains Outwit, while retaining Smoke Cloud and Willpower. This enables him to move around the board easily, setting up new lines of Outwit possibly every two out of three turns, and generally evading capture. Even though his attack and defense are rather low during these clicks, that doesn’t matter so much–like Experienced Destiny, his skill lies outside of combat entirely by this point on his dial.

If he takes 1 more damage, he lands on another surprising click: a Phasing/Telekinesis/Outwit combo. This is absolutely hilarious. Outwit the defense modifier of an enemy character and fling an object at them, or fling a friendly character closer to them…any way you slice it, Shade on this click facilitates battle and makes it easier for a team to conquer.

And then, we get to the final clicks, where the last crazy combo of powers awaits…Phasing, Telekinesis, Outwit and Regeneration. If you need him to, he can potentially Regen his way back to top dial, or you can keep him as a Phasing TK piece for another 3 clicks. (He’s almost more versatile back-dial than front-dial, and he’s definitely more of a pain back-dial. :D)

All of this, and he is a Regen-able Mystic, which is painful to his opponents in and of itself. He can Phase or Stealth around, hurting enemy characters who dare to damage him, and then he can just run off to Regen or be healed by a Medic. (This Shade was once the last remaining member of my team in a 2-hour game…and I came back and won it, thanks to his Regen and Mystic team ability.) He works great as a tentpole-team solvent, and even better as a swarm-team solvent. Sure, his dial numbers are not as great, but for a figure from Unleashed, he’s not bad.

My Personal Recommendation

If you want to add a little finesse, tactics, and versatility to your team, and you’ve got 73 points to spare, consider adding a Vet Shade. Don’t add him thinking he’s going to be a secondary attacker, or even an attacker at all–add him as a stealthy Smoke-Clouder or a mobile Outwitter/TKer, or use him to whittle down heavy hitters with his Mystics team. One thing’s for sure, Vet Shade will make it very tricky for your opponent to win!

Being Dependent on God is Not a Bad Thing

Proverbs 16:19
19 Better to be lowly in spirit and among the oppressed than to share plunder with the proud.

As part of the “Proverbs of Solomon” contained within the larger Book of Proverbs, this verse cautions us not to be “proud,” but rather “lowly in spirit.” But what do the words “proud” and “lowly” mean, in this context?

According to other similar verses in the Bible (Proverbs 3:34, Isaiah 57:15, Matthew 5:3, Proverbs 1:13-14, and Judges 5:30), being “proud” in God’s eyes means being too self-sufficient to acknowledge your need for God, or too bent on worldly wealth, prestige, and power to remember God. By contrast, being “lowly in spirit” means being humble and remaining dependent on God for spiritual strength, blessings, motivation, and forgiveness (both for yourself and for others through you).

In our modern culture, calling someone “dependent” is an insult–it usually means that the person wants others to do things for him or her because of laziness. We highly value self-sufficiency and individuality, and frown on people who act helpless so that they don’t have to make an effort. But that is not the kind of dependence this verse is asking us to have. Living a life dependent on God is actually rather active; it means praying to Him about what you’re going to do, lifting up your efforts to God while you work to accomplish things, and trusting God with the results, including setbacks or do-overs. It’s about acknowledging that everything we do is by the grace of God.

I’ve lived a proud life, a self-sufficient life, before, and I’m working on living a humble, dependent life now. I know which life feels less muddied, less drifting, and which life felt empty and meaningless after a while. Life honestly does work better if we trust God and are actively dependent on Him to lead us. After all, if all we truly depend on is ourselves, what room is there for God?

Beauty Hack: Sprayable Conditioner

It never failed: every time I went to put conditioner on my hair in the shower, I’d inevitably end up with a glob of it refusing to wash out of my hair properly. It got to where I quit even using conditioner for a while, because I was tired of my straight, medium-fine hair looking flat and greasy even right after washing. No matter how little I used, it never seemed to wash out effectively, even if I just used it on the ends of my hair. It just wouldn’t “spread” right on my hair, somehow.

The A-HA! Moment

Before styling my hair one morning, I sprayed in a little leave-in conditioner (which had been my fallback product since the in-shower conditioner wasn’t working out so great). “Man, I wish the bottled conditioner was this easy to apply,” I found myself thinking. “Wish I could just spray it in and wash it out when I was ready.”

And then, it hit me: haven’t I seen spray bottles on sale, in beauty supply stores if nothing else? Couldn’t I just put my conditioner in a spray bottle like those?

The Hack in Progress

sprayconditioner I went out to my local Sally Beauty Supply and picked up three of these little spray bottles, meant for travel size products (available online as well as in-store). Then, I went home to try out my idea.

The first run-through of my idea didn’t go quite as well as I thought–the conditioner seemed too thick to be able to spray that well. Then, I realized that I had a little room in the top of the spray bottle; I added a little tap water, shook it up, and voila, I had a sprayable conditioner!

How It Works Now

I eventually used all three spray bottles for my various shampoo-matching conditioners, and I can say now that it’s made my conditioning time a lot simpler. Not only do I use less conditioner, leading to less greasy strands, but it spreads more evenly on the hair and washes out more effectively than it ever has before.

For general use, I spray a few sprays of conditioner into my hand, rub my hands together, and then run my hands through the midlengths and ends of my hair. I find that the spray bottle makes it easy to add just a little more conditioner to my hand without glopping out a whole bunch like my conditioner bottles usually did. (If you trust your aim, you can spray directly into your hair for even easier application!)

Spray Conditioner How-To

  • Buy or reuse a spray bottle (any size will do, depending on your need). Just make sure that the sprayer is not a “fine mist” one (the conditioner will only gunk it up). Also, if you’re reusing a spray bottle, make sure you wash out and rinse not only the bottle, but the sprayer head as well. You don’t want weird product residue and conditioner mixing together on your head!
  • Fill your bottle part of the way with conditioner. If you want a fairly thin, easily-spreadable conditioner, as I did, fill the bottle up 2/3 with conditioner. If you want a little thicker conditioner, fill it up 3/4 with conditioner instead. Don’t go more than 3/4 of the way full with conditioner, though–it won’t spray well if it’s too thick, as I discovered.
  • Add in water, leaving a little room at the top for the sprayer head to be put on.
  • Once the sprayer head is on and tightened, shake up the bottle really well.
  • Ta-da! You have sprayable conditioner, ready for your next shower!