Beginning another Redo Week here at Crooked Glasses with a really neat old post about mocking up a website layout with pencil and paper. With just a little tweaking and tidying, this post is still just as current as when I first wrote it!
Rescue Your Creativity from the Internet!
I realized last night that I haven’t played my piano keyboard in about 5 weeks. 5 WEEKS? That, for me, is almost unheard of–at least, when you take into account that I used to spend up to two hours a DAY playing piano down in the basement. Even when I had video games and schoolwork to take care of, even when I was at my busiest in college, I always found time to play my music, or to write poetry, or do other creative things. What’s changed?
I can point to one thing: the Internet. Now that there’s a constant source of passive entertainment in my room (even while I’m lying or sitting in bed!), I don’t have to go far for mental stimulation. I don’t even have to lift a finger to create anything if I don’t absolutely need to. And, increasingly, I find that the urgent need to create is somehow slipping away.
Why This is a HUGE Problem–And More Widespread Than It Seems
For me, a prolific creator for most of my life up until this point, this is a radical mindset shift, and I know I’m not the only creative person suffering it. The Internet provides us with endless resources to fuel our creativity, but it also provides a handy time sink–it gives us carte blanche to while away just as many countless hours clicking things on a screen for no purpose other than a high score and/or a sense of accomplishment.
Unfortunately, that random Internet time doesn’t often lead to creativity boosts, unless your brain just really needs a gaming or browsing break. These days, for me, Internet time becomes simply “lost time,” time in which my brain still has to work at reading or analyzing, but rarely has anything concrete to show for it. And by the time I’m finally done puttering around on the Internet, I’m far too mentally tired to be creative. That is the most dangerous symptom of all.
I see this happening not only to me, but to some of my creative friends, too–we’re all suffering from what looks like “Internet fatigue,” not having the mental energy to do much beyond surf just one more website, take just one more online quiz, etc. Have you felt it, too?
A Simple Solution
I’m not recommending that we all just stop using Internet for the rest of our lives, however. Not only does our work often depend on Internet, but our creative lives are now taking place on the Internet more frequently than not. The Internet is great, but, as I’ve discovered, one can easily “overdose” on it and end up less creative than ever.
We creative folk have to reclaim at least some time for our brains to be JUST OURS–for our thoughts and ideas alone to be uppermost in our minds, rather than the blended remnants of today’s headlines/scandals, DIY ideas, status updates, etc. That’s the way we get back our creative juices…that, and specifically carving out time to do so.
So, how to reclaim productive creative time from the Internet? Here are some tips I’m putting into practice:
- Turn your wireless connectivity off on your computer if you have to use your computer for creative purposes (such as writing).
- If your creative process does not need the computer, turn off the computer entirely, or set it to do an anti-virus/anti-spyware scan–something that precludes you from getting back on it.
- If you usually use your computer for creative work, try creating without it, using pen and paper when you need it for notations.
- Turn off your smartphone or set it to Airplane Mode while you’re creating, too. Better yet, leave it in another room where you won’t be tempted to check it.
- If you typically use a certain room for Internet, go to another room to create–sometimes, just the change of visual scenery (even if it’s still your house) will trigger your brain to behave differently.
What other ways can you think of to rescue your own creativity from Internet fatigue? Tell me in the comments!
How Not to Be Offended, 30 Dumbest Student Sentences, Color Matching Game, and Geeky Wallpapers

How Not to Be Offended
I need this article so much. Once we realize that many times what people say to us is not really ABOUT us at all, it’s easier not to react and make things worse.
30 Dumbest Sentences from High School Student Essays
As a former English teacher, I read a few sentences like these…LOL
Color Matching Game
See how closely you can match the shade and tone of the displayed color–more challenging than it looks! (Webdesigners and graphic artists, rejoice–it’s a game MADE for us!)
40 Super Awesome Wallpapers for Nerds
I’d say these are more geeky than nerdy–but you decide!
Your New Favorite Support Piece: The Mystical Elf

As part of the Yu-Gi-Oh! HeroClix set, there’s one figure you’ll definitely want if you enjoy strong Support pieces. Let me tell you about Mystical Elf!
How to Play Mystical Elf
This little lady is meant to be played close to her teammates so that Mystical Healing can go off and so she can more effectively use Prob and Support. As for defending herself, her Barrier, Phasing, and Willpower make her hard to target and pin down for long. Her 8 move, 10 attack and fairly high defenses most of the way down (including that fantastic 19 on last click) are good enough stats to ensure that she’ll be sticking around for a good portion of the game at least. All this for 50 points–not bad!
Additional Functionality: The Trap/Spell Mechanic
Notice the “Trap/Spell,” “Graceful Dice,” and “Skull Dice” rules–these can be used on another friendly Yu-Gi-Oh! character to enhance Mystical Elf’s usefulness even more. Whenever she would be defeated, you can instead turn her into a Spell or Trap card as described. (Skull Dice would be a nasty surprise for your opponent if you’re playing against a beatstick team, and Graceful Dice would be an excellent boost for a character who needs Prob.)
Also, you can include her dial facedown at the beginning of the game for 7 points if you don’t have room for 50 points or don’t want to use her Support characteristics. Just choose your friendly Yu-Gi-Oh! character and set the dial facedown on their card, and you’re ready to play!
Final Note: Trap/Spell Legality
Whether Trap/Spell functionality is legal in standard Golden Age games is hotly debated on HCRealms at the moment, but both an official judge and a forum moderator have said that individual venues can house-rule this to be legal or not. Just ask your local HeroClix judge whether they allow Traps/Spells before building your team for standard Golden Age events–if they say no, you can always play Mystical Elf as a regular Clix piece and get most of the benefit. She’s versatile!
Though Everything Else Fails, Love Never Will

1 Corinthians 13:8
8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.
As part of Paul’s discourse on love, he offers this succinct verse about love’s unfailing nature. Love outlasts “prophecies,” “tongues,” and “knowledge”–quite a few things that we human tend to value. Why would these things vanish, and love stay around?
Because the type of love Paul is speaking of is not romantic love, not passionate love or even companionate love. It is God’s love–unconditional, eternal. In fact, according to 1 John 4:8, God IS love. With that, the meaning of this verse becomes clearer: God and His love are boundless and eternal, but all our human trappings (including prophecy, speech, and knowledge) are limited and not eternal.
For this reason, we can trust in God when we can trust in nothing else–because everything else will eventually fail us. Though it may seem as if God is very far away, or that He doesn’t care about us anymore, He is still here for us, still loving, still capable and willing to help when nothing and no one else can. His love never fails.
The Perils of Living on a Dirt Road
Yes, in this day and age, dirt roads still exist in much of the world. Specifically, I speak of my part of the world, the rural Southeastern United States. And it’s not just driveways, either–in some places, unpaved roads are all the road you’ve got to travel on. (For instance, there is an actual public road near my house that was not paved until the late 1980s. People who lived on that road had to turn off the pavement and then drive on out a few quarters of a mile to their own driveways.)
I understand that most people who live in cities or more built-up suburbs may not even grasp what I’m talking about when I say dirt roads. (Another way to phrase that: “Y’awl city folk don’t know squat ’bout dirt roads.”) So, straight from the annals of my own experiences, here are the (funny and crazy) perils of dirt road living:
#1: Washing your car is an exercise in futility.
When you have a dirt road, especially here in the South, you’re just going to have to get used to seeing AT LEAST the bottom third of your car coated in dirt all the time. Your tires especially will be coated in soil. For instance, North Carolina has a ton of red clay soil that looks like this when muddy:

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And unless you have perfect driveway conditions–meaning that the driveway isn’t too muddy OR too dusty–then as soon as you get home from the car wash pit, most of your hard work is undone. (Why don’t I wash my car at home, you might ask? Well, washing one’s car on a completely dirt driveway leads to more mud than you could ever imagine, so it’s even MORE futile to try to wash your car at home if you have a dirt driveway. Unless you want to create a mud-racing track, which some folks do…in which case, you’re all set! LOL)
#2: Every rain changes the topography of your driveway.

Here’s “Lake Allison” (which is our affectionate nickname for the GIANT pothole in our driveway which pretty much stayed filled with water during the years of 2006-2007).
Yearly driveway “scrapings” (resurfacing with a tractor attachment) are just about necessary with dirt roads, since every time it rains, the water can wash out big holes and “dips” in the dirt. (Especially if you’ve got a big hill as part of your driveway, like we do.) These giant holes can tear up tires, suspensions, and shocks, leaving you with big-time car bills if you don’t get them fixed–but getting driveways resurfaced can be just as much of a monetary pain. (Here in the South, dirt driveways are often longer than a few dozen feet, so getting a driveway paved is cost-prohibitive, too–to the tune of $3,000 or more!)
Heavy rains plus big potholes and dips in your dirt road can also mean that your car can get mired up before you’ve even left the house. Having to be towed out of your own driveway really happens sometimes when you have a dirt road!
#3: You just CAN’T shovel a dirt driveway free of snow and ice.

This is my driveway, seen from the front porch right after a fresh snowfall. (This is approximately the first third of our driveway–the length and steep slope of the driveway alone is prohibitive to shoveling.)

This is the bottom of my driveway hill after 3 days of snow melt and refreeze; here, you can see some of the dark orange mud showing through. If you TRY to shovel the snow/ice, it will move, but you will also get your shovel absolutely STUCK in the mud underneath…not to mention the danger of slipping and falling in the mud/slush mix.

This is taken from about halfway up my driveway hill (where my little car got stuck and couldn’t go any further). The giant ruts you see are the third reason you can’t shovel a dirt driveway–often, because of bad sun angle/deep shade, overnight refreeze, and the depth of the ruts, there is much more ice caked in there than it looks like, and it’s often frozen a lot harder than it looks. We have literally broken shovels and shovel handles (and twisted ankles) trying to clear the driveway hill before.
This is why we and many other dirt-road folks often elect to stay home at least 5 days after a snowstorm. (Most of my city folk friends didn’t understand this and would razz me about me being lazy or exaggerating about how snow keeps me homebound–I showed them these pics and haven’t heard a peep since. LOL, pwned!)
#4: DUST CLOUDS…that is all.

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If you’ve got a dirt driveway and dry conditions, you might think you’ve got it made…and you mostly do. But watch out for those dust clouds! They will obscure the road behind you and settle on your car when you stop, making your windows look frosted with dirt. You literally have to bring a bottle of Windex and paper towels with you everywhere you go while it’s dry out, because every time you drive over your dry dirt road, your windows will get caked up again and it will actually be dangerous to drive your car because you can’t see out. (I wish I was kidding. Fail! LOL)
What Do You Think?
All my fellow dirt-road people, have I hit the nail on the head? (And “y’awl city folk,” have I blown your minds with these strange and true tales? LOL)
Why Do We Use Unordered Lists for Navigation?

The question in the title of today’s article has been bugging me for several years. Why, out of all the tags we could potentially use to style our site’s navigation, have modern designers chosen the unordered list?
At First Blush: Web-Elitism and Table Layouts All Over Again?
Coming from my background in hand-coding, when tables were still in vogue for layout building and lists were used for–well, listing things in one’s content–my confusion is warranted. I caught so much flack as a newbie designer for sticking with table format layouts, because, in the words of my critics, “tables are meant for tabular data only.”
So why use a list format for a navigation bar that is kinda sorta but not really a list? See the following:
<ul class=”nav”><li><a href=”page1.html”>Page 1</a></li>
<li><a href=”page2.html”>Page 2</a></li>
<li><a href=”page3.html”>Page 3</a></li></ul>
Sure, a site’s navigation IS a list of links, but the unordered list used in most navigation schemes these days doesn’t end up LOOKING like a regular bulleted list. Instead, it gets twisted and reshaped with CSS magic into whatever configuration is needed, whether that’s a vertical list of links without bullets or whether it’s a long horizontal bar across the top of the page. That magical CSS class creates all the beauty out of what otherwise looks like slightly bloated code, at least to my eye.
As I read article after article about using and styling unordered links, I kept thinking, “Isn’t that what we table-layout-makers were doing with tables back in the early 2000s? Isn’t this just another creative use of an HTML tag?” I found myself wondering if the unordered list would eventually go the way of the HTML table as a “deprecated” way of designing, and if those of us who had adopted it would be the butt of elitist jokes in 5 to 10 years. (Y’all who don’t think web-elitism exists–trust me, it does. People get snarky and condescending when they think they code better than you.)
The Answer to My Question: Yes AND No
But, as I’ve studied this problem a bit more, I’ve realized something. Yes, unordered lists seem like a little bit of excess code for what amounts to “a list that doesn’t look like a list onscreen.” But they actually solve a couple of problems, one of which reared its head in one of my recent designs.
My Old Navigation Style: “Display: Block” All the Way
I had organized my navigation into a div called “sidebar,” with the following code to handle all my navigation links:
#sidebar a {
display: block;
font-size: 20px;
font-weight: bold;
text-decoration: none;
border-bottom: 1px solid #AAAAAA;
padding: 10px 5px 10px 5px;}
#sidebar a:hover {
border-bottom: 1px solid #FFFFFF;
text-decoration: none;}
The corresponding HTML code for the navigation looked very simple, like this:
<div id=”sidebar”>
<a href=”about.php”>About</a>
<a href=”projects.php”>Projects</a>
<a href=”archives.php”>Archives</a>
</div>
The Problem: ALL the Links Were Affected
This was all well and good, until I decided to put more content in the sidebar–including some links that were part of paragraphs rather than navigation. You can probably guess what happened; I refreshed the page, and found that all my links in my sidebar were displaying proudly in block format, even if I had intended them to be contained in context with the paragraph around them.
So, what to do? I thought about creating another div to house my navigation links, styling it separately…but then, I realized I had the perfect tool for a vertical list of links already in my HTML toolbox. All I needed to do was to add unordered list code and give the unordered list a CSS ID. I dragged my feet about it a bit, but finally decided the list code was better than potentially causing layout havoc with another div thrown into the mix.
The Simple but Effective Fix
Thus, I ended up with this code instead:
#navlinks a {
font-size: 20px;
font-weight: bold;
text-decoration: none;
border-bottom: 1px solid #AAAAAA;
padding: 10px 5px 10px 5px;}
#navlinks a:hover {
border-bottom: #1px solid #FFFFFF;
text-decoration: none;}
The corresponding HTML code looked like this:
<div id=”sidebar”>
<p class=”sub”>A Headline</p>
<p>some text here with <a href=”index.html”>a link</a></p>
<ul id=”navlinks”>
<li><a href=”about.php”>About</a></li>
<li><a href=”projects.php”>Projects</a></li>
<li><a href=”archives.php”>Archives</a></li>
</ul>
</div>
Why This Change Helped
Adding the unordered list tags to my navigation helped me out in two ways:
- Eliminated the need for “display: block;” in my CSS, because the natural behavior of lists is to display each item on a separate line;
- Created a specific ID for just my navigation links, so that the other links in the sidebar would be unfettered by navigation styling
Having specifically targeted code like this, even if it results in typing <ul> and <li> about a thousand times more than you’d like, actually makes it easier for you to design. With your navigation self-contained in a little list “box” all its own, you can specify its styles to your heart’s content and not worry about those style choices overflowing and causing havoc in the larger divided layer.
This is a great habit to pick up–only applying CSS styling to the elements you absolutely need to style, rather than cramming all your style rules in one or two overarching divided layers. It organizes your code better, makes it easier to change small formatting issues later, AND can save you from accidentally messing up the whole page trying to affect one small section.
Summary
Putting navigation in unordered list format may seem esoteric at first, but it’s actually handy. You might not actually need a separate div to cordon off your navigation, necessarily; all you might need is <ul><li></li></ul>!
Redo: The Enemy of Creativity: Self-Censorship
More advice! Less rambling! MORE AWESOME!! Check out the new and improved, more in-depth post about writer’s block!
Mind-Blowing Theories, Polite Cat, Sheep LED Art, and Japanese IQ Test

10 Mind-Blowing Theories that will Change Your Perception of the World
Multiverses. Fictional realities. The idea that the only thing you can prove exists is your own consciousness. The question of what happens to things when we are not aware of them. This mind-twisting article presents all these concepts and more…
Polite Cat wants to be left alone (video)
LOL! I love that the kitty even reaches to cover the camera lens at one point, like a celebrity fending off paparazzi!
Extreme Sheep LED Art (video)
…These sheep farmers were BORED, is all I can say. Watch to see how they make art with a herd of living sheep, a couple of sheepdogs, and a BUNCH Of LED lights. (And I mean a BUNCH. WOW.)
Japanese IQ Test (Flash game)
This test is supposedly given to Japanese job applicants before hiring. Man, I’d be permanently unemployed over there… :/
Redo: Dance to Get Smarter, PacXon, Funny Haiku Shirt, and ArtPad
With better link descriptions and fixing of a broken link, this links post is ready for more browsin’ fun! 🙂


