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The Pollenmobile: Spring’s Practical Joke on Us

You can tell it’s spring here in the South when my normally-blue car gets a nice yellow-green coating on it. (Living in the midst of trees and blooming flowers as we do, it’s par for the course.)

It usually does no good to rinse your car off in these blooming spring days, either–a few hours to a day later, the yellow sheen is back. I have even taken to calling my car the “Pollenmobile” recently, since the bees seem to like my car even more than the flowers. (Case in point: at a long stoplight in town the other day, a few wasps and bees visited my side mirrors and the hood of my car…they had a grand old time crawling around in the yellow dust.)

But as yellow-green as my car has looked recently, it doesn’t even hold a candle to these lovely depictions I’ve found all over the Internet. Take a look at some of these pollenmobiles, and feel better about your own car this spring!

pollen_consumerreportsorg
ConsumerReports.com

pollen_detailedimagecom
DetailedImage.com

pollen_ipswichstarcouk
IpswichStar.co.uk

pollen_yarnsetc
Yarns, Etc.

pollen_2environmentalgraffiticom
Environmental Graffiti

pollen_environmentalgraffiticom
Environmental Graffiti

pollen_mentalflosscom
MentalFloss.com

Webcomics for Webdesigners

Sometimes, we webdesigners need a little humor–but not just any good ol’ laugh will do. Sometimes, we need to hear and see someone tell our stories…to perfectly detail how freelance webdesigners struggle, how irritating it can be to debug a layout, how software updates throw monkey wrenches into your carefully-coded website at random.

The Internet knows our need and has responded! Here is a selection of webcomics about webdesign (and the techie life in general)–for each comic you read, you’ll laugh because it’s true, and you’ll laugh because you’ve been there.

kopozky
Kopozky – A subtle and witty comic, with lots of design and development references only we will get.

pcweenies
PCWeenies.com – Our complete lives as designers, developers, and “tech people,” told with wit and color.

firstworldproblems
The Brads – Tales from a fictional webdesign workplace, Dilbert-esque and hilarious. (This comic creator also did a series of comics for .Net magazine as well 🙂 )

okcancel
OK-Cancel – For techies of all sorts, including webdesigners and developers.

theoatmeal
TheOatmeal.com’s Tech Archive – A small but mighty cache of techie comics, delivered with TheOatmeal’s generous dollops of penetrating observations and hilarious phrasing. (Warning, language)

freelancefreedom
Freelance Freedom – For those of us who are freelancers (which is most of us web designers and developers these days), this comic is us. Period.

1stwebdesigner
1stWebDesigner’s Life Webcomic – Interesting concept–a comic as much made by the readers as its creator. Lots of reader input went into each webdesign strip!

bugbash
BugBash.net – A tech-based comic for all of us who’ve battled the digital bugs in our programs and websites.

thesystem
The System: Web Design Archives – Within this larger comic, these little humor gems about web design appear.

The Car Sign: A Way to Communicate With the Drivers Behind You

Driving in high-stress, often touch-and-go traffic situations has always annoyed me, but not just for the more obvious reasons of gridlock and drivers behaving badly. I have long wanted a way to communicate with other drivers beyond a horn honk or hand gestures, both of which can be taken in wrong or aggressive ways. I often feel the need to explain what I’m doing, or to apologize for braking too soon, etc.

Thus, I have an idea: what if there were a way to put a small LED sign in the back window of cars, to flash up a few pre-programmed messages to warn the driver(s) behind us or around us?

To illustrate, I’ve created a few graphics to display a few helpful messages:

omg_oops
This would be a great multi-purpose message–short and to the point, covering anything from cutting someone off to braking or swerving suddenly.

i_am_lost
Lord, how I have NEEDED this sign in times past…more to warn the drivers behind me that I might make sudden turns or brake suddenly upon missing my turn. LOL!

let_car_in
Sometimes, drivers behind you might not be aware that another car is trying to change lanes or merge into traffic–this message would keep them from being so frustrated at the otherwise-unexplainable slowdown.

sorry_for_turning
Good for those “gotta-gun-it-to-get-on-the-road-right-now” moments…

please_stop_tailgating
To politely remind the driver behind you that you’re aware of his/her rudeness.

driver_ahead
Sometimes, it would really pay off to warn the drivers behind you that there’s a really erratic driver up ahead, no matter what the cause of such behavior.

please_turn_brights_off
Most important at night, when some folks seem to love keeping their brights on AND tailgating at the same time, utterly blinding you by way of your rearview mirrors. (If you do this to others, know that it’s not going to make them go any faster–it actually might make them slow down further because they can’t see!)

i_have_a_small_car
Because I literally do worry about being hit by large vehicles–drivers of said large vehicles don’t seem to notice us small-car drivers as much, and come pretty close to shaving my doors off more often than I like.

driving_slow
I’ve never understood why some drivers, even given the chance to go around on a multi-lane highway, tend to stay behind a slow driver, tailgating and flashing their lights. This sign would be a good way to politely tell such drivers to stop being highway pests.

do_not_worry
A little calming message for anxious or frustrated drivers. We could use a little positivity on the road!

Bonus: (Funny) Signs You Probably Shouldn’t Put on a Car Sign

However, while creating these graphics, I came up with a few messages that would probably not solve any problems (but would be pretty funny):

im_gonna_laugh
‘Cause it’s always funny to see that driver who was being annoying and bossing you around a few minutes before suddenly being pulled over by the law. Vicarious revenge.

tired_of_tailgating
A less polite version of my earlier tailgating warnings…

honk_at_me
For those drivers who like to use their horns a lot, especially when they are annoyed with you.

sideswipe
Know what I said earlier about small cars vs. SUVs? Yeah. This wouldn’t make the situation any better, but it’s what I usually say behind the wheel anyway. (I’m occasionally snarky in traffic, LOL)

traffic_jam
Sometimes, it might help to humanize the traffic situation with a little humor. But, then again, you might be mistaken as flirting with the driver behind you, too. Whoops!

drivers_like_you
Because if you observe the driving habits of some folk, it does make you worried… 😉

My Favorite Computer-Themed LOLCats

Over at I Can Has Cheezburger, one of the enduring caption themes is computers (and other technology of all sorts), and they all make me LOL. I think we can all identify with the cats (or other animals) that express our frustrations or depict our lives as we interact with technology. (And seeing these sentiments alongside cute fluffy animals is a bonus. :D)

Here, I’ve collected my personal favorite computer LOLcats (and a few LOLdogs and LOLanimals). Enjoy!

removecatfromcomputer
Accurate. xD

funny-pictures-cat-is-on-facebook
So THAT’S why I have all those odd friend requests…

it-cat-is-indisposed
Charger cords: the new yarn.

it-kittens
…Just as soon as they quit using it for a jungle gym.

cat_heater
Well, you can tell where the heat output is on THAT computer. LOL

looooooooad
^ My experience with dialup

funny-dog-pictures-commented-lolz
The saddest feeling on the Internets.

cordless-mouse
“Yes, it’s our newest invention: a mouse that actually looks and feels like a real rodent.”

wirelesscat
“We’re sorry, your Wireless Cat has stopped responding. Please pet to reactivate.”

ergonomic-pug
“NEW and IMPROVED with BARK and WAG functionality, and REAL dog-fur smell!”

funny-pictures-cat-sleeps-on-the-escape-key4
Strange choice of pillow…

computer-rebutt
*snickers at pun*

funny-pictures-infinite-lolcat
And now for your daily mindtrip. 😀

getoffcomputer
Teenagercat’s retort.

funny-pictures-firefox-crash-snow
“Restore session: Yes. Removing snow…Loading…”

cookiesandspam
Because cookies and Spam are his wages for fixing the computer. 😉

funny-pictures-cat-in-printer
This makes just about as much sense as any other printer error I’ve seen.

catscan
Apparently its grayscale printing turns out fluffy, too.

no-any-key
The location of the “Any” key has long been a basis of speculation…

hexcode-colors
xD, fur colors represented in HTML hexcodes. (Yes, yes, I know, I’m a nerd)

computercrash
Aww. 🙂

afk
Marathon gaming sessions can tire a kitteh out!

megacat-processor
Bet that kitty can run some sweet graphics. As long as they’re LOLcats, of course.

i-can-fix-thiz-sorta
Debugging cat is debugging.

sleepingoncomputer
xD This is better than a drunk status update!

battery-level-0
Because naps are recharging time, literally.

pug-popup
Can’t fool me–that little face is guilty!

chex-mailz
LOL, this cat has adopted the “aimlessly browsing Internet” pose perfectly.

kitteh-shutdown
“Please do not try to pick up or feed your kitteh until update process is complete.”

kittygraphix
Freelance graphic designer kitteh is freelancing.

mouse-is-angry-over-restart
How many times did I shout this at Windows Vista? Innumerable times. xD

turnoffandon
Best way to fix any computer. 🙂

The Funny To-Do List: Motivate Yourself with Laughter

The following little beauty sits on my computer desktop, courtesy of the Sticky Notes desktop gadget; it contains my to-do list, which I update every time I turn the computer on (about twice a day).

Nothing in the following to-do list is faked; this is my real to-do list from this past Monday morning. I had a deadline–I was rushing to finish my creativity post, so that was top priority. How I drew attention to it, however, is the subject of this post.

funnytodo
Yep, this is pretty much how crazy my to-do list is on a daily basis. I note all the stuff I have to do, but I don’t just list it–I use my creativity and jazz it up a little. I type in emoticons and all caps, make inside jokes with myself, and otherwise write stuff that makes me laugh when I next look at the list.

Sometimes I’ll even include a few mild, funny insults to myself, especially if I’ve been procrastinating on a task that really needs doing (see the Saturday entry at the bottom of the list). Why? Because sometimes you need a kick in the rear to get started on a task, and better it comes from you than someone else, right? LOL

Some might see this as overly childish or time-wasting, but I disagree. Before this, I tried writing a “grownup,” plain to-do list, and guess what? Nothing got done; I felt depressed just looking at it. Nowadays, I try to include as much LOL in my to-do as possible. Mary Poppins was right–a spoonful of sugar DOES help the medicine go down. (Or, in this case, a spoonful of LOL helps the to-do list get done.)

So, if you’re finding yourself stuck on your to-do list with little inspiration to get anything done, you might want to try throwing in a few inside-joke funnies, drawing a silly emoticon face, or prodding yourself along with some anti-procrastination jokes. Who knows? You too might start off your Monday morning with a laugh!

Making Custom Sorted Playlists, aka “Being OCD About My Music Collection”

I suppose it was inevitable–categorizing my music as heavily as I do now, I mean. Being musical and being fairly OCD…well, my labeling and listing bug got hold of my music collection and had a field day. Now, with iTunes’ playlist feature, I can make all the nitpicky little playlists I want. LOL

The Beginning: Playlists that Move from Energy to Relaxation

This “labeling and sorting” music craze of mine began with self-made mix CDs back in high school (~2002), throwing together a haphazard list of my 15-19 newest favorite songs and arranging them into a mix that somehow kinda-sorta made sense.

energetic-chill_mix
For instance, this is one of my self-made mixes from around 2006-2007 (I think), titled “A.D.D.” for its relative craziness. Nevertheless, I did try to group songs together, not by subject matter or alphabetization, but by song sound–the most energetic songs appeared first on the mix, whereas the more downtempo songs appeared last.

I did pretty much all my CD mixes this way for a long time, simply because I like listening to faster music more often and I wanted the faster songs more readily available (i.e., not having to skip a bunch of tracks to get to them). It worked well for me; as the CD played through, I worked through all the faster songs and then, if I wished, I could move on to slower, more chill stuff.

Next Steps: Chromatic Playlists (Warning: Music Nerd Alert)

But I also began experimenting with different ways to arrange playlists–take my current “New Favorites” playlist, which is arranged by musical key on an ascending chromatic scale:

chromaticscale
Before arranging this mix, I used the “Comments” column of my iTunes music library to tag each song with its proper musical key. Then, I grouped all the songs in C major or minor together, followed by C# major and minor, then D major and minor, and so on, up to B major and minor at the end of the playlist.

The natural upward progression of keys makes my inner music major happy (and provides less of a shock to my perfect pitch when switching between songs). While the songs’ subject matters often have nothing in common, it’s also interesting to see how different composers use the same key to express such different ideas.

Fun With Labels: Playlists by Subject Matter/Use

You’ll notice, however, that not only are the above songs tagged with musical key information, but with other strange keywords. That’s one of my newer labeling strategies: making playlists by subject matter.

For instance, here’s a few selections from my “Rarrrr” (angry) playlist, which is good for getting out frustrations:
rar_mix

…and a few from my “Love” playlist (which includes songs about the pain of love as well as the joy of it):
love_mix

I even have an extended playlist called “Butt Whoopin'” for those times when you’re stampeding through a video game level and need appropriately inspiring music. (It works–try it out :P)
buttwhoopin_mix

And finally, a playlist of several of the songs my Zumba class uses to work out by:
zumba_mix

Each of these playlists helps me to establish a certain mood (or, in the case of the “Rarrrr” mix, dispel it). It’s great to ride down the road toward Zumba class on Thursday nights, for instance, with my Zumba mix going, previewing so many of the cool songs I’ll be dancing to that night. I like gathering songs of the same subject matter together so that the playlist makes good lyrical sense from song to song.

For the Really Bored Hardcore Labelers: Playlists By Time Period

Lately, however, I’ve been into making playlists that focus on one particular time period of music, especially if the time period is instantly recognizable and singular in style.

Take these selections from the two most notable “time period” playlists I’ve made thus far: Oldies and Headbangers (50s/60s pop and 80s rock, respectively):

oldies_mix
“Oldies”
headbangers_mix
“Headbangers”

When I’m in a particularly “oldies” mood, or in a particularly 80s-rock mood, I know just which playlist to select. But it’s not just about the music, but the memories attached to each song; for the Oldies playlist, it brings up memories of riding in the car with my dad as a kid, listening to the local oldies station on the radio, for instance.

Time period playlists are great for nostalgia purposes as well as musical purposes–and after all, isn’t most music created to remember events and feelings better?

How Do You Make Your Own Playlists?

Leave me your thoughts in the comments. Have any different ideas for playlists besides the ones listed here? I’d love to hear ’em! (No pun intended 😛 )

Game Glitches: A Source for LOLs Amid the Pwnage

Most gamers don’t like for their games to glitch up, especially when it has something to do with saving the game progress correctly. But when the glitch results in strange character model behavior, odd map rendering, out-of-place scenery, etc., you can’t help but laugh at your screen–and, as Youtube proves, take a screenshot or video clip of the glitchy behavior.

Enjoy the following videos showcasing the accidental, hilarious, and just plain baffling world of video game glitches–we can all use a laugh when we’re gaming!


Weird glitches from the likes of:

  • Call of Duty
  • Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
  • Goldeneye
  • Red Dead Redemption
  • Grand Theft Auto
  • Super Smash Bros. Melee/Brawl
  • The Sims
  • Fallout
  • The Elder Scrolls
  • The Pokemon series


Video games of all types and franchises appear in this video. From Mega Man to James Bond, Mario Kart Wii to Street Fighter, dance games to first-person shooters, there are glitches, glitches, everywhere! (And it’s all set to music!)


Strange and hilarious game glitches from games both obscure and well-known. Be prepared to scare your neighbor with laughter. xD


Map and graphics rendering problems are only a few of the glitches this video catalogs. Character freak-outs, hilarious kill streaks you shouldn’t be able to do, in-game accidental cheats, and highly unrealistic actions, ahoy!

Stop Coding This Right Now, part 1: Autoplaying Music

When you’re first building a website, you usually want to make it an experience for your user. You want it to be awe-inspiring, enveloping, amazing. You want the user to browse your site for hours, enjoying every moment.

How do you achieve that encompassing web experience, you ask?

Definitely NOT by having music autoplay as soon as the user loads your page, the same song looping forever, un-mute-able, un-pause-able.

Why is This an Issue?

Autoplaying music might be a great addition to webpages, except for the following three truths about Internet users.

Users generally…

  • Have their own music going while they surf
  • Have more than one tab open at any given time
  • Want to be able to customize their web experience, i.e., with pause buttons, links to change font size, etc.

Autoplaying music, with no pause/stop buttons visible anywhere on the page, thus offends users on three levels. Not only is there mysterious music playing, usually at an ungodly volume, clashing with the music you’ve got going, but you’ve got to hunt through all your tabs to find and eradicate the source of the annoying sound. And when you finally find the maddening site, you can’t pause the music, stop it, or even lower the volume–it’s just THERE.

The only cure for autoplaying music is to leave the site entirely, and most users will be all too happy to click that Close button. Thus, autoplaying music loses your visitors almost as soon as they hit your page–not what you want, as a designer and developer!

Are There Any Ways to Gently Incorporate Music into Your Webpage?

There is a trusted way to make music on a webpage infinitely more bearable–make sure you have a visible audio player (complete with pause, volume, and stop buttons), and make sure the music doesn’t autostart when the user loads the page.

Draw attention to this little audio module with special formatting, and leave it at that. Your users will find it and use it if they so choose–all you have to do is leave the choice up to them. That, my friends, will make your visitors so much happier than an uncontrollable loop of tinny music drilling its way into their brains.

When Creativity Meets Need: Lifehacks

Lifehacks–nifty tricks that just make life a little easier–are now a standard thing on the Internet, showcasing the creativity and ingenuity of ordinary folks with every photo and blog post. I don’t know how these people came up with these tricks, but I benefit from reading about what they’ve come up with!

In honor of this most practical form of creativity, I’ve gathered a list of favorite lifehacks from across the Internet; I’ve already started using some of the tricks I learned about by doing this post, and I hope you’ll find a few hacks you can use, too! (Scroll down to the end of the article to see selected images from the 99 hacks list that’s been making its way around Tumblr 🙂 )

Brain/Body Tricks

From 35 Life Hacks You Should Know:

Get out of the house on time: Make a playlist that runs exactly as long as you have to get ready in the morning. Go from chill songs to more energetic. You will be able to tell how you’re doing on time by the currently-playing song.

See in the dark: when you wake up in the middle of the night to do something, cover one eye with your hand and leave it there until you return to darkness. The eye that was covered will have retained its ability to see well in the dark so you won’t run into the dresser on the way back to bed. This is why pirates wore eye patches–to be able to see below deck as well as on deck!

Techie Lifehacks

Didn’t You Get That Email?
Tricky and a little dishonest…but funny, too.

3 Tips to Make You a Gmail Master

How to Extend the Life of Printer Ink Cartridges in 1 Step

How to Search More Efficiently on Google
Neat little tricks to perform either/or searches, search within a range of dates, look for similar terms to the original search term, and even by filetypes!

The Best Social Media Advice You Never Hear

How to Make Quick Animated GIFs from Videos

Household LifeHacks

Catch a Mouse Without Killing It
Great for pacifists/animal lovers like me, or people who need live mice for …reasons. 🙂

Picture Frame Jewelry Hanger
Hang jewelry in a frame filled with corkboard and studded with pushpins/nails.

10 Brilliantly Simple Hacks that Will Make Your Life Easier
I like the “sharpen your razor’s blade on your jeans” trick!

Lego Key Hanger
Lego key ring + Lego brick hung on the wall = Lego key hanger. 😀

Make a Spray Bottle that Works in Any Direction

Food Hacks

10 Incredibly Easy and Cool Kitchen Hacks
I like the chocolate milk vanilla ice cream trick, as well as the Jiffy cornbread corn dogs and grilled PB&J sandwich.

Cooking a Perfect Round Egg
You have to see the pictures of this hack to believe it. :O

A Few Life Hacks
This article includes the “cookie bowls” food hack: spreading cookie dough on an upside-down muffin tin’s wells to make little holders for ice cream, etc.

Other Random Hacks

Crazy Brilliant Life Hacks

Top 10 Most Creative Gadget Hacks
Some are funny and some are downright ingenious. For instance, the Mac desktop revisioned as a beer server, and a Blu-ray laser fused with a toy gun to make a “phaser.”

4 Things I Wish I Knew Before Self-Publishing a Book

Last but Not Least: Honorees from the Infamous “99 Hacks” List

Organization/Display





Food/Cooking








Cleaning


Travel/Safety



Just Plain Nifty






All the above images from 99 Hacks to Make Your Life Easier, from Tumblr.