A Jungle of Strange Words: My Forays into PHP and MySQL


My current experience with PHP and MySQL has not been all tiptoeing through tulips. More often, it’s slashing my way through somebody else’s jungle-y code, trying desperately to understand how each part of the code functions, why even the smallest comma or space throws everything off, etc.

I’ve struggled with various projects in the last few years, mostly working on getting PHP to display results from a MySQL database. One of those projects is this very blog, which is now working beautifully after a few false starts. The other, a Magic: the Gathering trades database, never would find search results the way it was supposed to despite hours of debugging and reworking. (I finally got tired of struggling with it and screaming at it after about a YEAR–I was never so happy to hit the Delete button in my entire life.)

The Problem I Face (and What Most Newbie Programmers Face)

The bottom line is that PHP and MySQL are two of the more logic-based, technical Web programming languages out there. It has been far more difficult to teach myself PHP and MySQL than it was to teach myself HTML and CSS, because the vocabulary is so different, and the syntax is hard to read. From this newbie’s perspective, some of PHP and most of MySQL just hasn’t made sense at all; it’s just dollar signs and semicolons everywhere, and thus debugging it is a lost cause (as I discovered).

More experienced programmers might ask, “Well, why not just Google it and learn from tutorials?” There’s a problem with most tutorials available on the Internet; they are simply not written for actual programming newbies. They contain far too many technical words that are not easily defined–terms that someone with experience would know right away, but which a complete newb to programming would be confused by.

But Never Fear! Help Is On the Way!

Thankfully, after much, MUCH searching, I have discovered a few simpler, well-paced and fully-explained tutorials available to PHP and MySQL newbs like myself:

In some of these tutorials, I have found long-searched answers to some of the most basic MySQL and PHP questions I’ve had–questions which undermined any knowledge I tried to take in. With those now answered, I think I’m finally on my way to understanding. Check them out, and see if these careful explanations work for you!

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